I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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