Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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