see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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