Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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