the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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