whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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