theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize