I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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