didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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