You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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