Dual....:-)
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
