STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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