I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Mom said you looked used
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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