Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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