why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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