Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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