i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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