hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
