My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She's the barista slut.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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