Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
