we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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