True but thats because hes a fetus.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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