found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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