if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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