Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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