As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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