ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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