What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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