no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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