My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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