im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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