i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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