You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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