I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
