Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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