Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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