Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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