No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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