Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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