At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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