i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Found your dick twin last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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