She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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