Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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