So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he thought i was a dude.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
