found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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