North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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