therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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