It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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