Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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