I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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