in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
