Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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