I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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