I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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