I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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