Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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