Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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