we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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