Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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