It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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